The minions and “She who must be obeyed” were not in the car. Thank God.
I’m alive- which feels great!
The guy driving the car worked for a tire store. The SUV belonged to a customer who complained of “soft brakes”. Why he decided the best way to test for "soft brakes" was to take the SUV ON THE FREEWAY, ON THE FIRST RAINY MORNING OF FALL, WAS BEYOND MY FUCKING LOGIC! But I digress.
I’m alive.
Thank God you're okay! What a nightmare!
ReplyDeleteHoly smokes! Glad you are alright and the minions were not in the car. Seriously. Call Sam, dude. They will be naming the brake shop "The Evil DM's Brakes!"
ReplyDeleteI feel for you. I've been there myself. Theres nothing good about watching a vehicle come at you head on. I only thing scarier was getting t-boned in my jeep. Sending me spinning, and tumbling over.
ReplyDeleteOuch. Congrats on surviving.
ReplyDeleteNo comment on obvious stupidity, though I'm sure the customer's response will be ... amusing.
I guess you made your saving throw vs. "giant mechanical monsters piloted by idiots", and I'm happy you did! Are you "completely all right", all right, or just "in massive pain but not dead" all right?
ReplyDeleteWhat a scary thing, I'm so glad you and the family weren't hurt.
Man, I'm freaking out just hearing the second hand report! I'm so glad that you're alright.
ReplyDeleteWell on the plus side, you're SO going to get a new car out of this... and use the magic word "attorney" if they try to low-ball you.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a good thing to have escaped from, Evil DM. Glad you're still among the living.
ReplyDeleteAs a couple of days pass by, you are going to be sore as all hell. If you have any of that lasting beyond a couple of days or if you get any numbness or tingling anywhere, get thee to a doctor, pronto!
Okay, I'm done giving free medical advice. If I actually had a degree, though, I'd send you a bill ;-)
Holy crap! I'm glad you're okay.
ReplyDeleteJeff - Thank heavens you're OK! Everything else is secondary to the fact that you are still among the living...
ReplyDeleteWhew!
Thanks Guys!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like the crash was the easy part. Now I have to deal with the insurances.
Good to be around though!
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, I'm glad to see you made it out of that one in one piece!
ReplyDeleteAnd how jacked up did that goof's suspension have to be for him to shave off your car's hood?
Hijo de su PINCHE madre. Is the motard fired yet?
ReplyDeleteI'm relieved that you're okay, and hope you stay that way.
Its a sad occasion, but I couldn't help laughing after reading "She who must be obeyed and the minions"
ReplyDeleteStill having laughing fits... and my girlfriend does NOT like this joke!
Jeff, Holy Doodle!!!
ReplyDeleteI am glad to read you are ok...
good luck dealing with all the insurance crap..
Man, I just saw this! So glad you're ok!
ReplyDeleteDude.
ReplyDeleteYou should totally sue.
Congrats on being alive. Glad you and your family are all well.
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