Hammer. Nail. Head.I actually laughed out loud at "Chuck E. Cheese".
Bwah ha ha ha! It's funny 'cause it's true!
Ouch. As a USAF vet, I'm stung. :)
As another USAF vet, I must say that the rest of y'all are jealous. ;-)And FYI, the Air Force still had PT when I was in, in the early 1990's. Well, a 1.5 mile run in 17 minutes. Once a year. But they stopped because too many fat E5's were dropping on the course. But we did do PT three times a week in Basic Training! Oh, and we had cable TV in my office. Suck it, jarheads.